Petersburg Pilot -

No oil revenue, what are we to do...taxes coming soon?

We'll have to plow the roads ourselves, but not all's doom and gloom

The IFA will come someday and maybe a pretty new jail

For now we'll use the drive down dock or hike up the Raven's Roost Trail!

Where'd the salmon go? Who'll buy Icicle? What a season here

Plenty of halibut, where's the dungeness, lots of shrimp appeared

Pass those pickled herring 'round, let's all be merry and bright

For Hobart Bay is ours today 'cause Brennan beat Juneau--ALL RIGHT!

Here comes Rubio and Jeb Bush-io, Dr. Ben Carson

Kasich, Christie, Cruz, Santorum, Ra...