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Merry Christmas to All 2016 by Sue Paulsen

(to the tune of Jingle Bells)


Dashing through the mud, the Democrats did find

Two million votes ahead, but yet they’re far behind

Trump and Pence on top, with Russia’s help we fear

Oh what fun we all can have in an election year!

Oh, tweet all night, tweet all day, try to make some sense

We better hope those briefings will be read by Michael Pence!

Dashing to the bank, with Alaska’s budget holes

Our account has tanked, the legislature’s toast

Warning bells have rung, the PFD has shrunk

Revenue is needed or the ferries will be sunk….

Oh, sales tax, income tax, tax those oil wells

The best one, YES, we can...

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